Seasonal World-O-Dirt now open.

[Captain_Marko]

Proud to announce that World-O-Dirt is now open.

In the Mall, main level by the back entrance.

All your plain, wholesome dirt needs catered for.

Forget the competition, we have been around for a long time,
remember Dirt-U-Like, Forever Dirt ... your favourite store is now even better!

NOW RESTOCKED FREE GIFTS SOON!

Goods in lieu of diamonds are welcome, please contact Captain Marko for a free personal consultation and quotation.

Store decoration by Grubby & Partners, Milan, Paris & Barnsley.​

 

[WearyWalker]

Barnsley

 

[Captain_Marko]

Barnsley

Luigi Grubby is a Barnsley lad born and bred, his father owned the well known "Mafia-You-Like" horse head recycling plant.

 

[Captain_Marko]

Now restocked with regular dirt.

The first person to leave:
10 carrots & 1 Anvil takes two stacks for free!

Thanks to all my regular customers!

So let's get down and Dirty!​

 

[Captain_Marko]

Offers still available! One time offer only.

First to leave 10 carrots takes 1 stack ( I'm hungry)
First to leave 1 anvil takes 1 stack.​

 

[Amaris3004]

there are anvils in the enchanting room in castle to use

 

[Captain_Marko]

there are anvils in the enchanting room in castle to use

Yup thanks I know 8) Trying to drum up some interest

 

[WearyWalker]

You're out of stock!

 

[Captain_Marko]

You're out of stock!

OMG! I need to stock, maybe I can play soon.

Thanks

 

[Likliksnek]

That dirt better gets desinfected before it goes on the shelves!

 

[Captain_Marko]

That dirt better gets desinfected before it goes on the shelves!

All Dirt is sterilised using my patented process. A pair of Shanks' socks are placed in a tube, from the only open end a stream of deadly Nitrogluonfuzz particles are fed into a container full of dirt. All nasty bugs, viruses and other nasties are immediately vapourised. All good fauna & flora survive and are given a sustaining 3 course meal.

 

[Steveiest]

All Dirt is sterilised using my patented process. A pair of Shanks' socks are placed in a tube, from the only open end a stream of deadly Nitrogluonfuzz particles are fed into a container full of dirt. All nasty bugs, viruses and other nasties are immediately vapourised. All good fauna & flora survive and are given a sustaining 3 course meal.

You had me at "Shanks' socks".

 

[Captain_Marko]

Limited stocks are now available.

yes I actually logged in.

I got lost once ...

PS thanks for the custom folks.

 

[Captain_Marko]

RESTOCKED AGAIN!

Thank you dear loyal customers.

I have improved the cooling system of the Dirt-O-Mine digging system and will be restocking regularly again.

SPECIAL ORDERS FOR LANDFILL DIRT WELCOME.


​

 

[Captain_Marko]

STOP PRESS!

The World-O-Dirt R & D Dept have excelled themselves!

WE NOW HAVE .....

Limited stock of GRASSY DIRT BLOCKS!

Yes that's Dirt with grass on the top folks, amazing!

Incredible value at 1 diamond per stack!

You know it makes sense, shop at the only original, famous Dirt supplier. We have been around a long time, unlike some who have just appeared in the market and sell inferior dirt.

Buy the best, stick with us!​

 

[Captain_Marko]

Still open, get down and get Dirty!

( Must check the stock, all you Dirt lovers are busy)​

 

[Captain_Marko]

RESTOCKED!

Thank you to our loyal customers.

We now have Plain Dirt back in stock and ....

Limited stock of GRASSY DIRT BLOCKS!

Yes that's Dirt with grass on the top folks, an amazing development!​

 

[Captain_Marko]

RESTOCKED YET AGAIN!

As a thank you to our loyal customers, there are now FREE CARROTS!
(... so damn generous I know)

We now have Plain Dirt back in stock and ....

Limited stock of GRASSY DIRT BLOCKS!

Yes that's Dirt with grass on the top folks, an amazing development!

All products are sterilised with a Nitrogluonfuzz Beam, perfectly safe and virus free.​

 

[Captain_Marko]

RESTOCKED YET AGAIN AGAIN!

FREE CARROTS!


Limited quantities of Plain Dirt back in stock and ....

Limited stock of GRASSY DIRT BLOCKS!

Nitro Beam is overheating so production is limited at present.

Thank you!​

 

[Steveiest]

Can't hide the money, eh, Marko.