Bad Joke - Here is mine, make a guess and add your own!

[TiggerBlueMom]

What do you call a conga line with just one person?

 

[YellowGreenCraft]

Sad?

 

[Elektraaa]

Not sure about the punch line but it can’t be a line if there’s only one person! ... maybe something to do with that

 

[TiggerBlueMom]

Not sure about the punch line but it can’t be a line if there’s only one person! ... maybe something to do with that

You got the idea. Goofing around with my daughter yesterday and I said we could have a 2 person conga line. She starts doing the dance and declares "I'm a conga dot!" Cracked me up.

 

[Elektraaa]

lol, just a dot

 

[Gwydz]

"Quarantined"

 

[EZWoodWorker]

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

 

[arctoa]

I've been involved in conga lines that became a series of conga blobs and dots. Trying to do it through a crowd at a concert doesn't end well.

Anyway. What's got four legs and can't climb trees?



A table.

 

[xiphoid24]

Just saw this one the other day and it I thought it was hilarious but it is definitely a bad pun.


A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a Type-O"