DIRT-YOU-LIKE Shop till you drop right in it! Now Open!

[Captain_Marko]

*** DIRT-YOU-LIKE ***

IS NOW OPEN!

FIND US AT THE FAR END OF THE NORTH BOARDWALK,
NEAR RASAMALAI HUB HOUSE.

We have been working hard in our research laboratory developing the very best dirt for you, the success with our last Dirt Empire "Forever Dirt" has spurred us on to greater heights.... or depths?

For you that means less choice and scratching of heads ...
which makes for a simpler shopping experience.

With one price for everything while stocks last this is an opportunity not to be missed!

ONE DIAMOND for ONE STACK of premium dirt.

You've never had it so good!


Beat the rush and get yourself down to DIRT-YOU-LIKE now.

Thank you for your interest.

Captain Marko




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[Steveiest]

 

[Taimimimi]

tsk! ..the best Dirt is the Dirt from M.A.D. Shop! ..everyone knows that

 

[Captain_Marko]

tsk! ..the best Dirt is the Dirt from M.A.D. Shop! ..everyone knows that

I've been in Dirt a lot longer than that wannabee!

 

[Macflea]

Having been a loyal patron of Dirt-You-Like since it's opening year I can confirm that it is first grade dirt.

 

[WearyWalker]

What varieties of dirt do you stock?

 

[Steveiest]

Are they all ISO35001 approved?

 

[Captain_Marko]

What varieties of dirt do you stock?

Only Premium Traditional Dirt, none of that new fangled Microsoft dirt.

 

[Captain_Marko]

Are they all ISO35001 approved?

Yes, all our Dirt is sterilised using our patented Nano Antibacterial & Fungus Formulation, NAFF for short, we are very proud of it!

Thank you for your interest.

 

[Captain_Marko]

Thanks to our anonymous TOP BUYER, we have now restocked and will soon install an Ender Chest so that you can SPEND MORE!

Thank you from the Dirty Team x