John's Morning Wood Shop!

[JohnLovesJeepin]

Welcome to John's Morning Wood Shop! Now open in the shops district! Straight past the bone shop at the end of the path! Now selling ALL log types and soon to be selling saplings, leaves, seeds, crops and more!

 

[fishbrine]

'Morning wood'.
'Bone' shop.
You guys.

 

[JohnLovesJeepin]

I can change my name if it is too vulgar, i just thought it would be funny. Let me know if that is needed.

 

[EZWoodWorker]

You have any Norwegian wood?

 

[JohnLovesJeepin]

You have any Norwegian wood?

is there another name for norweigian wood? lol. Maybe something in game?

 

[Steveiest]

'Morning wood'.
'Bone' shop.
You guys.

Those and the slimey balls caused me to pitch a tent...

 

[Oribloke]

Good I didn't name the red rocket a red rocket.

 

[Likliksnek]

It's perfect John, leave it like it is ^^ Love the building btw!

 

[Captain_Marko]

You have any Norwegian wood?

I'm not a great Beatles fan but I love this song.

" I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?"

 

[fishbrine]

I can change my name if it is too vulgar, i just thought it would be funny. Let me know if that is needed.

No worries. It is funny. Carry on.

 

[Macflea]

It just means you're only open in the morning. Right?

 

[Poppy_poopy]

I'm not a great Beatles fan but I love this song.

" I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?"

There's a great poem from the fantasy novel, Dreampark, that goes:
I once had a sword, or shall I say it once had me?
Oh what a sword, a beautiful sword, it was plus three!
It’s ego was twelve, a fact of which I wasn’t aware.
I wanted to leave and the sword oh it just didn’t care!
I, walked through the halls, biding my time, nothing to find.
Then, I turned a corner, and then I said, ‘Oh, no. Undead.’
The thirty-two wights saw me coming and started to laugh!
I just closed my eyes as my sword started hewing a path!
And, when I awoke, I was alone, my sword had flown.
Now, I use a club, isn’t it good…
No Ego Wood!

 

[JohnLovesJeepin]

It's perfect John, leave it like it is ^^ Love the building btw!

Thank you very much, i think it's my favorite thing i have ever built. At least the exterior

 

[JohnLovesJeepin]

No worries. It is funny. Carry on.

Thanks boss

 

[Steveiest]

Thank you very much, i think it's my favorite thing i have ever built. At least the exterior

You're proud of your morning wood, then?

 

[Poppy_poopy]

Beware of splinters.

 

[EZWoodWorker]

Hey John, got one of these?

 

[B01E]

Speaking of morning wood. Just thought I'd post a suggestion to the t-shirts your employees could wear:



And I found a small picture suggestion for your commercials:



And finally some nice pictures of trees:


It is just trees! I don't know what you are seeing...

 

[B01E]

 

[JohnLovesJeepin]

Hey guys i have been working 55+ hours weeks the past few weeks and have not had much free time, i will be back on as soon as possible