John's Morning Wood Shop!

I'm not a great Beatles fan but I love this song.

" I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?"

There's a great poem from the fantasy novel, Dreampark, that goes:
I once had a sword, or shall I say it once had me?
Oh what a sword, a beautiful sword, it was plus three!
It’s ego was twelve, a fact of which I wasn’t aware.
I wanted to leave and the sword oh it just didn’t care!
I, walked through the halls, biding my time, nothing to find.
Then, I turned a corner, and then I said, ‘Oh, no. Undead.’
The thirty-two wights saw me coming and started to laugh!
I just closed my eyes as my sword started hewing a path!
And, when I awoke, I was alone, my sword had flown.
Now, I use a club, isn’t it good…
No Ego Wood!
 

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