The Cave of Melontology

[Toonies]

Are you lost? Don't come here we don't have any food.
Searching for something? We can't help you find it. Jeez, we're not Google.
Are you attracted to dark, mouldy caves? BOY DO WE HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU!​

Have you heard the news today? Oh, you have? Well, it was probably depressing, so have some of ours instead! Maybe we don't have all the answers, but who does, really? If they say they do, they're lying.

But you know what we do have? Pretty things.

Even our caves are pretty. Drop on in and have a look!

What should I bring with me, you ask? Well, besides your spelunking gear and a bucket to collect some mouldy mushrooms (go head, we won't judge) the altar at the end of this lovely cave accepts Gold Blocks!

An offering you say? Sounds pretty cultist, Melon Lady, why on earth would I do this?

Well, you know what they say, if it looks like a cult, smells like a cult, and tastes like a cult...

It isn't one.

It's true, look it up.

No one Dozens of people have been inquiring as to how they become a supporter of that absolutely fabulous lady with the melon on her head! And we've delivered! Drop your block of gold on the carpet altar and receive a Shulker Box full of merchandise useful items that will better your playing experience! The best of which is a fancy napkin you can hang in your base to let everyone know you're aligned with all the cool people.

And the lady with the pretty boat.

If the light is off, don't toss your Gold Blocks on the altar. The Melon Queen has questionable redstone skills and will not be held accountable for lost shiny blocks.

Or the Gods are fickle bitches. Yes, lets go with that one.

The time has come to CHOOSE YOUR SIDE!

It's this one. Pick this side. Please.

 

[Macflea]

I bow to the Melon Queen.

 

[fishbrine]

This is so great! Come for the Minecraft, stay for the show
Also, Googling how to place melons on head...

 

[Geminices]

Im really curios, what's
In the
BOX​

 

[Rosleen]

Im really curios, what's
In the
BOX​

Well there's only one way to find out..

 

[Toonies]

Im really curios, what's
In the
BOX​

Listen, Gem.

Would I steer you wrong?

Have I ever? Would I ever?

If you don't trust me (and why wouldn't you trust someone with a melon for a head?), you could ask @Macflea she got a sneak peak at one yesterday.

 

[Macflea]

DO IT.

 

[EZWoodWorker]

Read betweem the lines...

Listen, Gem.

Would I steer you wrong?
WoOd
Have I ever? Would I ever?
WoOd
If you don't trust me (and why wouldn't you trust someone with a melon for a head?), you could ask @Macflea she got a sneak peak at one yesterday. WoOd

Something going on here?

 

[Toonies]

Read betweem the lines...


Something going on here?

Listen here, Sherlock.

Stop it.​

 

[Geminices]

Listen, Gem.

Would I steer you wrong?

Have I ever? Would I ever?

If you don't trust me (and why wouldn't you trust someone with a melon for a head?), you could ask @Macflea she got a sneak peak at one yesterday.

Well......
Only problem is.... if i give an offering, i am also swearing fealty. So no. Still waiting on that ship

 

[Amaris3004]

i wouldn't know this of course... but..... theres DIamonds in the box ...Aparantly