The Great Viking War of Season 3

I was considering that as my next step, maybe a biggish one as a hub house. I can do modern ships, but sails are beyond me... maybe they will be furled.
 
Of course you will all understand my point, when I state that as the first and original Pirate Captain I shall, on my return, claim my rightful place at the Head of the Table of Captains.

If you don't understand I will slash all your Bobstays.... and that's not pleasant and will require a lot of cleaning up afterwards.

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Landlubbers! I now haz a Compass device and new charts! And a secret weapon obtained from the Techs of the Az. Reconsider or your rowlocks will be fried!
 
Listen, old man, if you dont want to end up on a deserted island, with no rum, no food and no treasure, you better watch you!

I'm prepared to negotiate. let's parley. I have two demands that must be met if I am to join you festering shams at the table, I warn you I am a tough negotiator!

What say you?
 
First.

I want a -

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Nice SOFT cushion for my chair as my poor bits are sore after years of salty underwear.


NEXT!

I cannot face the window it upsets my parrot.


SEE! I warn you, if you can't meet those demands they will get bigger! Up to 4 cushions! ARRrrrrrrrr!
 
These are high demands for a man who nearly spent the rest of his days without Rum...

We can MAYBE accommodate these demands, IF You provide your own soft cushion!

What do you say, fellow Captains?
 

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